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Thursday, 22 June 2006

Tony Hawk's Project 8

Well, not to say that the Tony's Hawk series is over the hill, but his last outing (American Wasteland) was a complete waste of time. The PC version was even worse, being a very bad port of the console versions.
Here's my rundown of the Tony Hawk series:
  1. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater - Excellecnt, breath of fresh air in the stale Madden/NBA oriented sports genre. Even though you couldn't do manuals!! it still rawked.

  2. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 - Better than the first, new tricks (including the Roast-Beef, that has never made an appearance again in the series - actually the only trick I can do that isn't in the current Tony Hawk games!!), and new maps.

  3. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 - OK, kinda getting old now. Uninteresting maps. Graphics getting dated. But they improved the controls, double tapping directions and trick buttons added a new level of tricking - double tap flip on a varial flip to get a tre....genius.

  4. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 - Just like the others, with some gameplay enhancements. Was kinda fun. Basically the same as THPS3.

  5. Tony Hawk's Underground - The underground revolution, when every game seemed to have 'Underground' in the title. This was OK, added some new control enhancements. Maps were kinda silly. But overall I enjoyed it.

  6. Tony Hawk's Underground 2 - Same a before. A few gameplay 'improvements'. Graphics going downhill. Stupid story, jumping on the Jackass/Bam Margera bandwagon. Oh dear. I never played this coz it just looked so bad.

  7. Tony Hawk's American Wasteland - I guess I expected too much from this game. Basically its the same engine but with some 'gameplay enhancements'. Um....no more loading....bullshit. "Yeah, you skate down this corridor thing and you end up in the next hub. See. No loading" Boring. The story was OK, the maps got progressively crazier, the graphic....oh dear. The inclusion of bikes was fun but was just generally filler. No challenge to a Tony Hawk's series pro. It was kinda cool at the end when you got to jam with all the skaters in the park you made.


The series just seems to tack on more tricks, new gameplay quirks, stupid maps. There's really nothing new when it comes to a Tony Hawk's game. Was I expecting too much with the create a skater options, or making the game slightly more realistic. The series has just become more arcade and gimmicky to appeal to the largest common denominator. I feel it has also presented an image of skateboarding that I'm not too agreeable with.
I really only liked THPS2 and THUG, all the rest were just a regurgitation of the old stuff.

Hopefully Tony Hawk's Project 8 will solve all this. This game looks freakin' HAWT!!! Paul Rodriguez, Rodney Mullen, Stevie Williams!!! Those models are awesome!! The screenshots have the correct body positions!!! Please don't fuck this one up Neversoft. Make us OG's, coz I ain't gonna pour out another malt liquor for this series.

Peace Out.
Click_J//S//F - Skateboarding is NOT a crime.

P.S. Check out Lupe Fiasco - Kick, Push.

Wednesday, 21 June 2006

How NOT to steal a SideKick II

Seeing as these are just coming out over here in the UK, here's a story on how to so steal one.

I've been meaning to post this, but never really had the time. But now seeing as the matter has now finished, I've decided to put it up.
How long do you reckon it'll take for this story so appear in the Metro?

Check It Out

P.S. Congratulations on the retrieval of the phone.

Homemade Peltier Beverage Coolers

Well, I preparation for the summer madness that will become the Gaming Table. I found this page on Hack a Day that has some links on how to make your own drinks coolers.

Here are my two faves from the page.
The CPU cooler looking one
The HARDCORE one

How to flash your (my) DS Lite

Here's a cool little video that teaches you how to flash your brand new DS Lite.

Sweet.

meow.

Paper Yoda

Do you like origami? Do you like Star Wars? Do you like Yoda?

Well then, this pdf is for you.

THE Doom3 Case Mod

I've always seen the pictures, but I've never realised the amount of work that had gone into making this case mod.
All I can say is wow. Maybe I'll use this mod as inspiration for the J//S Gaming Table.

Tuesday, 20 June 2006

Hideo Kojima...Genius...Loves His Steak

Well, Hideo "Metal Gear Solid" Kojima has given his views on the next-gen of gaming consoles. Turns out he really likes his steak